Friday, October 21, 2005

Crap they need to MAKE!. (part 2)

A Better Video Player!

Like the Better Cellphone, they need to get rid of buttons on the face. There should only be a Bright OLED Screen on front and THAT'S IT!!

What else?

  • Small size
  • Simple controls
  • Long battery life (at least 3 hrs)
  • HD ready
  • Wide media compatibility (Mp2, DivX, Ogm, etc...)
  • Ample Storage (at least 40 gigs)

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    Ok, form factor and screen size will be an issue. We want smaller stuff (pocket size) and bigger screens. From the picture, it's about the size of a 2 laptop hard drive stacked.


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    A magnifier. The screen isn't tiny at 5" diag.
    Having a 1.75 x Magnifier lens will help boost the screen size to almost 9" diag.
    The screen/lens cover also serve as the control.
    Using up/down button for on-screen functions (movie selection, video settings, etc..) while serving as volume control as well. Search buttons (<< >>) serves the same purpose.
    Play and Pause are the same button.
    The screen is also a touchscreen allowing easier selection.

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    Also, there should be an option to convert it to an universal remote.
    The IR Port would be used or used for wireless file transfer OR like some Sony product, allowing video to be played on the tv using the IR port.
    Firewire allowing fast file transfer also recharging of batteries while docked.
    It also allows you to hook it up to your HD TV/Decoder/DVD/etc.. to record your show.

    What no SPEAKER?

    Nope, to keep the player small, speakers will be omitted. Plus speakers that small won't sound good anyway. Plus people around you don't need to hear the moans & groans from your Porno!

    DillDoe's Rant ( vol.1 )

    Ok, so theres a new batman cartoon from WB (not that new, up to season 3 already) and I just finish watching season 2 when I notice something.

    BUT first, some background info for the clueless.

    This series is sorta like Batman Begins, like the movie, it takes place early in Bat's career when Bruce Wayne first becomes Batman. It's made by the same people that did the Jackie Chan Cartoon. Unlike the comics/previous Cartoons/Movies, they introduce new characters and mix around some character's background.

    Two detectives that are on bat's tail:

    Ethan Bennett
    Who is voiced by Steve Harris (black guy from the Practice)

    Ellen Yin
    Who is voiced by Ming Na Wen (chinese chick on ER)

    Well After season one, Bennett was turned into ClayFace by the Joker, so he's out of the good guy business. That leaves Det. Ellen Yin without a partner UNTIL she teams up with Batman as his behind the scenes cop (this was before Commissioner Gordan showed up).

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    Kinda cool, this allowed Bats to have help inside while providing slight romantic interest.

    Then it HITS me, why the hell does this seem SOOOOO FAMILIAR?!

    Minority Detective in the Cop department helping out a guy that comes out at Night (to fight crime) flying thru the city, and yet by day he's in his big Mansion!

    Kinda reminds you of THIS, doesn't it?

    Disney's Gargoyles!

    Goliath stays at the Mansion during the day, then at night busts out and flys thru the city to fight crime with the help of Det. Elisa Masa!

    I mean come on, they look IDENTICAL!

    Det. Yin is Asian and Det. Masa is Hispanic.
    Even their names are similar.
    First name starts with an E, last name an ethnic name.
    And as you can see, they even shop at the same clothing store!
    They both act and talk alike.
    Granted some asians (filipinos) can look hispanic, but this is too big a coincident!

    Guess Disney was too busy dealing with the lost of Pixlar to notice WB copying their stuff.

    Then again, it's good to see Gargoyl...I mean Batman again :)

    Tuesday, October 04, 2005

    Crap they need to MAKE!. (part 1)

    Better Cellphone!

    Ok, what do we want in a perfect cellphone?

  • Size (yeah, it does matter)
  • Biggest screen possible
  • Bigger buttons
  • Longer battery time
  • More Functions

  • Size: Unlike your precious manhood, we actually want smaller and thinner!

    Bigger Screen/Button: Step out of the analog and into digital! Use touchscreen buttons!

    Longer battery time: No brainer!

    More Function: Music, Video, Camera, Bluetooth, Internet, etc..
    Who doesn't want to send their buddy a picture of them dancing to music!

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