My F*ed Up Dream!

So I relaxing in my lazyboy and notice a
huge spider crawling up my left side.
That shit was HUGE,
like the size of my HEAD!!

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So when it got near the top I shoved the chair.

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That would knock him down the chair.

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Did that for a few times till the fucker crawl around
the bulge and JUMPED FOR MY FACE!!!

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That's when I pop out of bed and realized it was a dream.

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TILL I SAW IT ON MY FUCKING PILLOW!!!!!

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Well, not really. It was just the shadow
created by the pillow from my head.

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Notice I had to change my pants in the morning

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